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I can't take full credit for this. Though the wording has changed to emphasize the hypocricy and/or unconstitutional~ness of the rules of my school, the credit for the hilarity of the social commentary REALLY goes to the administrators of Timpanogos High School. Heil Kendle
Look for plays on words. There's plenty.
"Offensive". Phf!
And I wasn't exaggerating (sp?); they have crap music blasting through the hallways every second of the day, even before and after school. Coach has declared it a classroom rule that the door be shut to drown out the odor of dying animals. I think they do it JUST to keep kids out of the hallways during class.
*Edit*
Oh, and I just thought of another one!
17. At least 40% of the students shall congregate and socialize at hallway intersections to ensure that minimum traffic efficiency is achieved.
18. You must attend an hour of "Attendance Restoration Class" after school for every minute you are late to class. To gain the right to attend, you must submit to the raping of your wallet.
19. During "ARC" you must sit and do nothing, ensuring that the time you missed in class is suficiently redeemed (is this one ironic or not? I can't tell.)
20. This school shall have no detention.
Look for plays on words. There's plenty.
"Offensive". Phf!
And I wasn't exaggerating (sp?); they have crap music blasting through the hallways every second of the day, even before and after school. Coach has declared it a classroom rule that the door be shut to drown out the odor of dying animals. I think they do it JUST to keep kids out of the hallways during class.
*Edit*
Oh, and I just thought of another one!
17. At least 40% of the students shall congregate and socialize at hallway intersections to ensure that minimum traffic efficiency is achieved.
18. You must attend an hour of "Attendance Restoration Class" after school for every minute you are late to class. To gain the right to attend, you must submit to the raping of your wallet.
19. During "ARC" you must sit and do nothing, ensuring that the time you missed in class is suficiently redeemed (is this one ironic or not? I can't tell.)
20. This school shall have no detention.
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Lol! What's up with the administrators playing music in the halls. Thats just so random XD Some of these things were normal at my school, like for example the lunch account thing or that you don't go into the halls during class, but the attendance thing sucks.